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Jack Wakes Up In The Morning With A Black Eye And hangover, Finds Wife’s Weird Note And Begins To Cry



One should always be careful with alcohol. I found this story earlier today and I just had to share it with you. The man wakes up with a disfigured face and only remembers fragments of the previous night. What happens next is… well, I won’t spoil the ending for you!

Jack In the morning

Jack In the morning

Jack is a married man wakes up with a huge hangover after a night out drinking with his friends.
He didn't remember how he got home from the party. “Oh, damn,” he thinks to himself, wondering that if he did something wrong the night before.

When he opened his eyes

When he opened his eyes

Jack forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the nightstand.

His Looked himself

His Looked himself

Jack sits up and looks his clothing in front of him, all clean and ironed. He takes the aspirins and then cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.

Note Of wife

Note Of wife

Then he notices a note hanging at the corner of the mirror written with red pen and little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

“Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge racket. But don’t worry! Breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”

Father Ask His Son

Father Ask His Son

He stumbles into the kitchen and there is hot breakfast, hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating.

Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?”

The Truth Is Revealed

“Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

Finally!

Finally!

He asks his son, “So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?”

His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dragged you to the bedroom and tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ’Leave me alone, I’m married! I’m married!’”



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